You see them on TV, in the vans going down the road and they advertise it all over the place. They’re on the corner streets dealing their new drug… broadband.
They started by giving out free samples [AOL, NETZERO] getting the kids and adults hooked on it and then they started jackin’ up the prices so not to scare people away.
The epidemic is so bad that people are spending ours online, playing games, reading, getting news and looking for their soul mates. There’s even a number to call for internet addiction.
The dealers enjoyed their customer base just exploding and they’re pushing their product out to the customers anyway they can- Free trials, price cuts, package deals; anything to get them started.
Now the market is flooded, the dealers can’t keep up with demand. They have so many consumers now; they’re taking all the broadband. The dealers don’t have enough to spare; what to do? what to do?
Ah ha! The answer is presented!
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